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Joke of the Day
"Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this."
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"True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people.. together."
"What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? Goldfish like to muck around the fountain."
"What's yellow and smells like a zebra? Lion vomit."
"Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behavior does."
"My girlfriend was complaining that I never buy her flowers. I didn't even know she sold them."
"I always let the other person have the last word. I just ignore them mid-conversation."
"The word ""defenestration"" means ""to throw someone out a window."" Which means this happens so often we needed a word for it."
"Welcome to Lion Tamer School. Everyone grab a chair. Good... good. You're all halfway to becoming Lion Tamers now."
"How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year."