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Joke of the Day

"Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video."

"Christy's husband wants to get divorced. ""No way, John!"" says Christy. ""Widow you took me, widow you leave me!""."

"Did you know that your local graveyard doesn't allow anyone who lives where you are to be buried there.... ....As they need to be dead first"

"Brought a ninja to a gunfight and it was really cool. Everyone clapped. Then they shot him."

"My mate tried some Walkers mystery flavour crisps last night and swore they tasted like his wife's pussy, He thought it was his imagination but everyone in the pub said he was right!"

"I have a joke about this site... never mind you probably reddit"

"Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working."

"Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos? Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!"

"The meeting with Kim Davis isn't the only thing on his U.S. trip that Pope Francis wanted to keep secret... The engine in his Fiat was a Volkswagen diesel."

"How do you blow a movie quote? You just put your lips together and whistle"