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Joke of the Day

"Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video."

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"Brought a ninja to a gunfight and it was really cool. Everyone clapped. Then they shot him."
"My mate tried some Walkers mystery flavour crisps last night and swore they tasted like his wife's pussy, He thought it was his imagination but everyone in the pub said he was right!"
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"Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working."
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"The meeting with Kim Davis isn't the only thing on his U.S. trip that Pope Francis wanted to keep secret... The engine in his Fiat was a Volkswagen diesel."
"How do you blow a movie quote? You just put your lips together and whistle"