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Joke of the Day

"Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video."

"What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!"

"I saw a fight between two Mobius strips It was a little one sided (One of them had a Klein bottle)"

"What do Americans and Putin have in common? They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving."

"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"

"If I was a smart thief, do you know what I would rob? A book store."

"Wife: How many women have u slept with? Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake."

"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"

"What's the difference between a car tyre, and 365 condoms? One's a Goodyear, an the other's a great year."

"Ebo said ....said that Africa didn't have an awful disease. EBO lie"