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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that your local graveyard doesn't allow anyone who lives where you are to be buried there.... ....As they need to be dead first"

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"Sometimes, eating is very similar to driving. You trust stale greens"
"""As one door closes, another one opens,"" he said. ""That's all well and good,"" I said, ""But until you fix it, I'm not buying the car."""
"If green gummy bears are strawberry flavored, what is the flavor of yellow gummy bears? PHLEGMon"
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