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Joke of the Day
"My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night... So I said I had a headache."
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"Why do rednecks love sandwiches? Because they're inbred too."
"My dishwasher makes this loud rumbling sound... Strange thing is, it only seems to happen at night, when she's sleeping."
"You know pornstar are really violent people... Everything always comes to blows."
"My friend brags to me all the time about the women he has seen naked We both agreed the internet is awesome."
"A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the Christian says ""do you believe in god?"", and the retard says ""what do I look like? , some kind of retard?"""
"If all humans held hands around the equator of Earth A significant amount of then would probably drown."
"My girlfriend made a call during sex... She let me know she was having a great time and she'd be home soon. Thought that was sweet."
"Gonna get my girlfriend a pickaxe for Valentine's Day. Because she's a Minor"
"Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks."