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Joke of the Day

"I donated $10 to Bernie's campaign Don't worry ladies, I also donated $7.80 to Hilary."

"Did you hear about the race between the two decapitated heads? I heard they were neck and neck"

"I heard abortions are quite exhausting.. I was confused too, but apparently it really takes it out of you."

"I'm going to tell you a pizza joke actually never mind it's too cheesy."

"The Asian Grading Scale is... A++ (100.01%+)=Average FA+ (0-100%)=Find new famaree who can accept your white peoples grade."

"What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home? Mother's Day."

"What did the collections person say to the board.. You've been surfed!"

"Secondary School Pick up Lines Are you the Detention room because i'm going to spend the next two and a half hours inside you"

"I feel quite light today. Pounds aren't what they used to be."

"I'd stage an angry protest against Scott Brown & the death of health care reform, but I can't afford to get hurt."