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Joke of the Day
"What did the black man say to the white kid? Put the gun down!"
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"There's a fine line... Between a numerator and a denominator."
"Wear green for St Patty's Day! You don't wanna get punched! -You mean pinched [flashback to the 6 people I punched earlier] It's pinched?"
"Why are women like parachutes? Because if they don't spread they are worthless."
"I gave a paraplegic a Rubik's cube... Left him completely stumped."
"Did you hear about the new transgender operation? It's called a strapadictomy"
"Mother nature needs to learn how to keep it in her plants Said everyone with allergies"
"Mommy I got an A ""Mommy! Mommy! I got an A"" says Tommy to his mommy ""So what? You still have cancer!"" says mommy"
"Everything's so politically correct nowadays that you can't even say ""black paint."" Instead you have to say ""Jamaal please paint my fence."""
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... JK Rowling"