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Joke of the Day
"What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !"
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"What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around"
"What do Leonardo DiCaprio & anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common? Their odds of winning are the same"
"What is white outside, and black inside [NSFW] Justin Beiber with Usher dick in his anus."
"What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !"
"I bought a guide on the internet on how to be a thief 3 months ago I Haven't received it yet.."
"What is tuba plus tuba? Fourba!"
"ME: my son ran away COP: we won't rest until we find him ME: [swiping LEGO aside with both feet] no rush"
"Find a way to dress up as ""accidentally liking someone's Facebook picture from 2 years ago"" and really scare people this Halloween."
"How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem? See if the tampon's cotton was picked."