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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, Water gets chuck norrised"
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"I have a concrete strip on my front lawn painted to look like a slip n slide and every summer 10 to 15 kids learn a valuable lesson on it."
"Doctor gets a call...My husband just swallowed aspirin By mistake, what should I do? Doctor: give him some headache now! It will help!"
"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour."
"What do you call a family that runs a gas station? Pump kin."
"A mango told an apple ""I love you"" Actually it was a passionfruit, not a mango"
"Still carry my keys one-poking-out-like-a-weapon-style in case I'm attacked by a not very tough rapist with thin skin."
"I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"When your mother asks if you are sexually active, the correct response is not ""No, I just lie there."""
"If you cannot afford a stenographer, a 4 year old will be appointed for you to repeat exactly what you said at all times. Do you understand?"