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Joke of the Day

"N F L THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS CONSIDERING EXPANDING NEXT YEAR BY ADDING A PRISON TEAM"

"What's black on the bottom and white on the top? Society."

"*makes doctors appointment* *arrives 20 minutes early* *waits in doctors office for 7 hours*"

"What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten? The cat shat on the mat."

"Maced a hobo who started pulling cables out of my computer at work. Turned out to be the hipster IT guy and now I'm in HR again."

"Did you hear about the guy in the park dressed up as a duck? He was arrested for selling quack"

"Calling someone a ""protestor"" is now racist... Yupp. That's a real joke."

"What are some funny offensive jokes? Title"

"[commercial for soup] Have you ever wanted to eat regular food only with water poured all over it? NARRATOR: SOUP"

"I typed something into Google on my phone then held it to my ear. I felt stupid at first, but now I'm kinda mad that that doesn't work."