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Joke of the Day
"Why do molluscs only think of themselves? Because they're shellfish"
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"What's green lives three feet under ground and eats rocks a green rock eater"
"Being a vegan makes no sence. My food is vegan so I dont have to be. Edit: Sense"
"So you have better sunblock than me... Rub it in"
"I love my ribcage. It is very close to my heart."
"I hate when people say having a black friend allows them to say the n word You have to have at least two since black people are only 3/5s of a person"
"OBAMA IS COMING FOR YOUR GUNS!! ME: OMG *clutches guns* [7 years later] ME (frustratedly checking my watch): This guy is taking forever"
"[commercial] [man comes home after long day, opens front door and is attacked by 8 cats] MAN: There has to be a better way! Narrator: DOGS"
"What is the closest thing similar to a woman having a period? Your salary. It also comes once a month, and lasts about 5 days. And if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble."
"Miracle - something that only happens when I am not around I have that feeling that miracle is something that never happens around me or with me... does it happens with you????"