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Joke of the Day

"What's green lives three feet under ground and eats rocks a green rock eater"

"What do a bunch of celebrity nudes have in common with a stiff breeze? They both can cause reddit's servers to crash."

"What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall"

"Today my brother got pinkeye... My day went pretty well, but in his eyes it was pretty shitty."

"Why can't Jesus eat a cheeseburger? Because he's dead."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, homosexual rooster? Dude'll do a cock!"

"Considering ""Thank You"" cards are a thing, I'm going to invent ""No, thank YOU!"" cards and people will send them back and forth forever."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Trick question. The answer is C: The farmer."

"It started with a star and ended with a restraining order."

"Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day."