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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters."
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"What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken? One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg."
"What's the best way to get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve."
"Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap"
"Why wasn't Vladimir late? He was Russian."
"A bottle washes on shore with a note inside it: ""Go swimming, the water's great! And there's no sharks! P.S. this wasn't written by a shark"""
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I was impressed, that is a big word for a two year old. I'll see myself out...."
"The Pope walked into a bar and was arrested for diddling little boys."
"During the bank robbery, I was the one who heroically soiled himself & cried in order to incapacitate the robbers with laughter"
"""sure was nice of me to give that homeless guy $5 this morning"" [sees Steve Bannon on TV holding a Starbucks] ""son of a..."""