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Joke of the Day

"I wasn't a fan of my facial hair at first.. But then it grew on me..."

"There's a lot of speculation about the new iPhone. It's expected to have a larger screen and a better operating system. Yes, the new iPhone will be called last year's Samsung Galaxy."

"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They've already screwed everything"

"I like my women how I like my coffee Cold"

"What Does a Farmer and Dubstep have in common? They both drop beats!"

"I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."

"what's the most gangsta cell phone you can buy? a 4G phone because it's for G's."

"Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate."

"Trying to motivate myself to go for a run, but it's windy outside. And outside."