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Joke of the Day

"There are reports that Kim Jon Un doesn't have a butthole That's because all of his shit comes out of his mouth"

"Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*."

"To whoever has my voodoo doll, can you stop making me stare at my phone all day? This isn't funny. I just want to live life again."

"So I went to my Hipster drug dealer last night... He gave me an instagram"

"Why did the Redgaurd's toe hurt? His Hammerfell"

"My son and I play a game where he talks all day and I bang my head against a wall."

"Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're all dead"

"So I sucked an ass this morning. I mean, everyone eats thier animal crackers differently."

"Pretty cool how money could literally solve all my problems."

"I've always been really bad at telling jokes. I always manage to fuck up the punchline."