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Joke of the Day

"Do Asian Golf Crowds Ohhhh And Awwwww Better Than American Fans?"

"A coworker told me she was ""catching up on her correspondence"" so apparently it's 1932 here at my workplace."

"How does a detective stay cool in hot summer? He works on a cold case."

"What's the difference between five dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Facebook should add a hug and kiss button that way people can have a little foreplay before getting poked."

"Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers."

"I asked my gf to get the paper for me... ...She said ""Don't be silly, borrow my iPad"". That spider never knew what hit it."

"currently washing my balls in the sink while humming that one black eyed peas song because tonight *IS* gonna be a good night."

"Measure twice, cut five times, curse profusely, punch a wall, give up, call a professional."

"The most racist joke I know. What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys? A water sprinkler."