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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Jewish men go down on their wife? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"
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"What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism? A Christian bail."
"ME: I need you to look at my balls, doc *removes pants* DR: Ok what seems to be the problem? ME: *swivels hips sensually* Nuthin"
"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."
"Next year is going to be an odd one. credit goes to my dad."
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care!"
"How do werewolves mark their territory? Lycanthropee"
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? (From a comment in this subredit) YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"
"LPT: Microwave your spoon first to make scooping out ice cream easier. It warms up the spoon and makes the process less frustrating."
"You can tell a lot about a man by the way he calls off the wedding and starts dating your brother."