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Joke of the Day

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? (From a comment in this subredit) YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't brown your meat!!!"

"The strangest thing happened. A coworker who always says, ""Living the dream"" was mysteriously stabbed 37 times in the neck with my car keys."

"People call me Mr Compromise. Wasn't my first choice for a nickname, but I can live with it."

"Mechanical engineers They're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists."

"""Your son's been involved in a shenanigan"" What kinda shenanigans? ""It was just one shenanigan"" You called me down here for one shenanigan?"

"Why do Jews watch porno movies in reverse? Because they like the part where the hooker gives the money back to the guy."

"I understand feminism My wife gets to decide what she cooks for me!"

"A prisoner got out of his cell. Warden : Close all the exits. after 10 minutes the prisoner escaped Warden : How the hell did he escaped? Guard : He went through the entrance."

"Why doesn't Skrillex like to go fishing? Because he always drops the bass."