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Joke of the Day
"Next year is going to be an odd one. credit goes to my dad."
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"If the band Toto, drummer Tommy Lee & singer Marvin Gaye ever got together and made an album... ...I'm pretty it would be Toto Lee Gaye."
"Had a 6"" sammich from subway today, and it totally didn't fill me up. I get it now ladies, and I'm so, so sorry."
"What do you call a bra designed for neutrois? Ze-bra"
"Gene Simmons is giving tongue to a Hamas tunnel. His tongue is so long it comes out at the other end of the tunnel."
"Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."
"I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down"
"what do men with erectile disfunction and nintendo cartridges have in common? It works if you blow it before you put it in."
"Why was the lizard upset with her husband? Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now"
"What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !"