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Joke of the Day
"So a skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop"
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"How do you circumsize an Alabama man? Kick his sister in the chin."
"What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton? The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts"
"This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone"
"You gotta kiss a lotta frogs to get a lotta desperate late-night texts from frogs."
"What did God say to all the Jews, Christians and Muslims of the world? nothing"
"Yes, mother, I have gained weight. No, it was not appropriate to point it out by pinching my muffin top in front of thirty people."
"A thief tripped and fell into wet cement... He became a hardened criminal."
"""If you text me, I'll call you back just cuz it's more efficient."" - a monster"
"I heard diaria is hereditary It runs through your jeans"