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Joke of the Day

"Go with the flow Girl: Just go with the flow. Me: The last I checked that was what one of the sperms in a premature ejaculation said."

"If I was a police sketch artist I wouldn't listen to the victim. I'd draw a majestic gay dragon then flip it over and be all, ""Is this him."""

"What are some benefits to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"The Asian Grading Scale is... A++ (100.01%+)=Average FA+ (0-100%)=Find new famaree who can accept your white peoples grade."

"Puts fitbit on dogs collar. Throws the ball around. Sits on the couch and eat chips. Wins all the challenges"

"Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day? Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly."

"i was gonna make a mexican joke but i decided i'm not gonna cross that border u feel me #Respect"

"What's the difference between bullets and everyone? Everyone misses Harambe."

"I can't remember where I read this, but I heard too much masturbating causes memory loss."

"Made a pizza today with Indian bread It was like Naan other"