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Joke of the Day
"Cinnabon got it right with the whole selling cinnamon rolls all day thing."
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"How did Jesus pay for our sins? Pray-Pal"
"They say I have the legs of a dancer.. but until they find the rest of the body the cops have got nothing on me man!"
"My blonde girlfriend froze In the middle of love making so I gave her an interrogative facial expression. "" oh..I saw this on youporn"" she said,"" they call it bufferring""."
"Whats big and white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A fridge."
"[texting] WIFE: need to talk when u get home ME: about what WIFE: too much to text just wait till u get home ME: *never goes home*"
"one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process"
"What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!"
"I'm most productive at work when I'm in the bathroom. It's where I get shit done."
"What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis? Smelling salts."