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Joke of the Day
"How do lesbians celebrate special occasions? They eat out."
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"[pick-up line] Your like perfect ionizing energy to my electrons ... You really make me excited"
"If you want to interrogate someone, do it in German You could say ""I love you and brought you flowers"" and I'd shit myself!"
"Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work."
"I can't look my former prostitute partner in the face since someone e-mailed me pics of her in the old days. Never look giffed whores in the mouth."
"TIFU (NSFW?) TIFU by getting my face tattooed on my dick so when I send dick pics my face is in all of them."
"Why do Jewish people have short necks... (Shrugs Shoulders) I don't know."
"You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water. If it sinks: girl ant.... If it floats: boy ant."
"Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Me: ha nice try I: excuse me? M: that's how Lex Luthor beat Superman. I'm not stupid."
"Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, ""Make me one with everything."""