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Joke of the Day

"WAITER: what can i get you ME: what do you recommend WAITER: i recommend that you tell me what you want to eat"

"What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts are always under a buck."

"Why couldn't Batman go fishing? Because Robin ate the worms."

"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan!"

"What makes an octopus laugh? ten-tickles"

"Cop: You been drinking?nnMe: No.nnCop: Say the alphabet backwards.nnMe: Alphabet the. nnCop: Hilarious. Say each letter.nnMe: Each letter."

"I tried to catch fog today Mist"

"So is my call important to you or will it be answered in the order it was received? IT CAN'T BE BOTH!"

"I finally got hired at the local adult store First day on the job I got a raise!"