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Joke of the Day
"I just won $1,000,000, and I've decided to give a quarter to charity. Now I have $999,999.75."
Next Joke
"It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
"Hey, not too bad I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I love you too Ok, bye -phone convos with mom"
"What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs? Be sharp or Be flat."
"What does a plumber call screwing his wife [NSFW] Servicing the dishwasher"
"A magician was walking down the street then he turned into a grocery store."
"Sometimes when I attempt to make a joke as reply-all to a group email chain I hit the wrong button & just make joke to 1 weirded out person"
"5th grade teacher: ""You have more wrong answers than your whole class combined. I have never seen one person make so many mistakes."" Student: ""Well... not *one* person. My dad helped me too."""
"""Mounting debt"" sounds way sexier than it is."
"What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked more than once"