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Joke of the Day

"Is sex without obligations possible after getting married? Yeah - sometimes I can have sex without promising to do the dishes afterwards."

"I'm getting tired of all these Nepal jokes. Come on guys, shake things up."

"Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah they were Bill Clinton."

"advertising slogans are the official language of the united states of america"

"Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds."

"It's a shame that zip is not an on-the-fly compression algorithm."

"Who won the first Tour de France? The Panzer SS 1st Division"

"Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep."

"Math made simple: If you have $20 and your wife has $15, she has $35."

"Q: What do you say when a dog runs away? A: Dog-gone!"