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Joke of the Day

"What is a sheep with no legs? A Cloud."

"Why are jalapenos so annoying? Because they get jalapeno business."

"When I was a kid I wanted to become a pirate, and sail the open seas. But instead, I just ended up downloading a lot of movies."

"Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him? Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it"

"Why do people with OCD like Family Feud? Because it's always black and white."

"A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, ""I hope you're hungry"" in a place like America it's nice. But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke."

"Politics is like a game of rock-paper-scissors. Gun beats everything."

"*hot girl puts a cherry stem in her mouth* *twists it around with her tongue* *pulls it out* *it spells ""I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND""*"

"What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs? Heroine overdose"

"Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood."