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Joke of the Day

"I grew up in Bolivia but I left because the currency is bullshit."

"another candidate got the job i applyed for at Senate Office whomever you are, i hope your happy with that analist position you stole from me."

"When I'm Sad.. I sing, then realize my voice is worse than my problems."

"I found some pictures of little trolls that were taken a long time ago They're ol'-imp-pics"

"What do multiculturalism and the movie Jaws have in common? They both made Americans despise great whites!"

"""Do you want to see a nice clock?"" I said, lowering my trousers, ""That's not a clock!"" She exclaimed when she saw my dick... It will be when you put two hands and a face on it!"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, ""Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"" The grasshopper says, ""You serve a drink called Irving?"""

"""How fast can you hack into the system!?"" ""20-25 minutes."" ""You've got 10 minutes!"" ""Okay, well then I can't."" - real life spy dialogues"

"I'm on a whiskey diet... I've already lost three days."

"What browser do you use to watch porn? Bill Gates: ""Internet Explorer"" Sundar Pichai: ""Google Chrome"" Tim Cook: ""Safari"" Jared Fogle: ""Tor"""