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Joke of the Day
"Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno? Because they always wish for the green card"
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"I was horrible in school... I failed math so many times, I can't even count"
"Do people with a foot fetish get off when their car gets towed?"
"GUIDE TO BEING BATMAN: 1. Lose parents, inherit everything 2. Let people get murdered 3. Never murder the Joker cause he's the best at puns"
"Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His condom fit like a glove."
"My worst fear is seeing one of my tweets marked as ""exhibit A"""
"how do you make a conedian and a coke dealer hate you? Steal their lines"
"What is a vampires favorite drink? ."
"What's worse than beating a dead horse? Shooting a live gorilla"
"Well, it's that time of year again when people come up to me with their scary face and frightening clothes with their hand held out wanting money and shit. I hate my job at the welfare office."