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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me that my dick is two inches bigger than her ex's. And that is why she will never go back into a lesbian relationship."

"Want to get really stoned? Commit adultery in Iran."

"Have you seen www.busfull.com? No I'm afraid that one passed me by."

"What type of job does T-Rex have? He is small arms dealer"

"How do you get a baby into a shoebox? A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw."

"The tenth of October is the only day of the year that I would recommend 10/10"

"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? When the person answers ""R"" you say ""You'd think that but me first love be the C."""

"What are the worst three words you could hear when you're in the middle of some passionate love making? ""Honey, I'm home!"""

"Finally nailed my girlfriend and her twin last night You know how I tell them apart? Her brother has a mustache."