201318

Joke of the Day

"Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said ""seriously?"" after a comment you made during an argument."

"it's true My wife says not everybody pees in the shower. I need yall's help proving her wrong. Rate: Pees in shower and proud of it! Comment: Uh, no! What is wrong with you?!"

"""If she never used dial-up Internet she's too young for you bro"""

"Wife: This milk is 30 seconds past due, time to throw it out. Me: This milk is lumpy. I need a fork."

"What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee"

"Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat placed her in the house of pancakes."

"In light of Eid Mubarak, here's one... *Mary had a little lamb ... Now she doesn't!* *Eid Mubarak :)*"

"Hillary could be the first F----- president. I would have said female, but someone deleted the emale."

"Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment."

"Man: Lima is a capital city in South America. Woman: Peru-ve it!"