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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"People get easily offended these days. You can't even say black paint Instead you have to yell ""Jamall, paint my fence"""

"Anal sex... ...it's fucking shit!"

"The only wisdom that comes with age is knowing which stores have the nicer restrooms."

"I was horrible in school... I failed math so many times, I can't even count"

"Recently, my self driving car has been malfunctioning. It's driving me crazy"

"Who's the biggest slut ever? Mrs. Pacman--for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died."

"Why do rapists make great salesmen? They just can't take no for an answer. For the record I don't condone rape."

"So I finally got around to watching the Twin Tower attacks. 9/11 would watch again."

"What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Hey Robin get in the car""!"