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"What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka? A John Daly"
"[15 years ago] Mom: Use protection. I'm too young to be a nana [Now] M: I'll pay for the Russian mail order bride. I WANT GRANDCHILDREN!!"
"Why was the bee sent out of class? Because he was beehiving badly."
"There's no such thing as ""elevator etiquette"" buddy. Just enjoy your back scratch."
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"Illegal eavesdropping The Patriot Act Section 215 has expired. The NSA will now stop illegally eavesdropping!"
"Please may I have a new bum? Mines got a crack in it"
"What's the worst kind of incompetent? Leader."