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Joke of the Day
"I hate Russian nesting dolls They're so full of themselves"
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"Whats another name for google glass? Dome Chrome."
"What political party does Jon Snow belong to? The Know-Nothings!"
"What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip"
"Met a contortionist, said, ""When you wanna get sexual?"" She said, ""However I fit in your schedule. I'm flexible."""
"4 stages of life 1. You believe in Santa 2. You don t believe in Santa 3. You are Santa 4. You look like Santa"
"Me: Do you ever feel like you're an imposter? Psychiatrist: Get out of my chair Me: Interesting *writes 'thinks he's the psychiatrist'*"
"I don't get this joke. Can someone explain it to me? My sister's fiance is so short that he has trouble playing computer games. The only way he can reach the keyboard is if he lies flat on the ground."
"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they are extremely efficient and they dont have any humor."
"What does a dog do, that a man steps into. Pants."