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Joke of the Day
"Fidelity is overrated. If you look at the history, who has the most fun? Infidels."
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"Don't kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it's funny, but it's snot."
"Never serve bad food at a bris Otherwise the rabbi won't leave a tip"
"During sex im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere... I come fast and dont penetrate very far! ... ayyyyy!"
"I see your nerd joke and raise you mine A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down. He says to the bartender ""How much?"". Bartender replies, ""For you no charge."""
"My dad is sadly hooked up to a life support machine. My mother says he is the most switched-on man in our town."
"My neighbor said the next time he comes over he's bringing the whole family, so I told him I couldn't wait and then I burned my house down."
"If I can make you laugh with a Facebook Status... Imagine what I could do if we met at a bar."
"I don't watch basketball... If I wanted to see a load of black guys scoring every minute, I'd go to your mother's house."
"LPT before weighing yourself, take a poop... You'll weigh a shit load less."