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Joke of the Day
"Fidelity is overrated. If you look at the history, who has the most fun? Infidels."
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"LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco."
"What's a Web Developer's favourite tea? URL #DDD"
"Coffee is so addicted to me, it can't wait to get in my belly. In its defense, my belly is awesome."
"Genie: what is your first wish Joe: i want to be rich Genie: granted. and what is your second wish Rich: i want lots of money"
"My wife's maggot soup surprise is better than it used to be now that it is topped with coal ash."
"Adroit python swallowed male and female rabbits and doesn't need a food anymore."
"""Pasta la veista, baby"" -Arnold Schwarzenoodles"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile"
"Colo, the world's oldest gorilla died today... I guess her heart couldn't handle seeing a baboon about to be in office."