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Joke of the Day
"What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner? ""No thanks, I'm stuffed."""
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"Once a teacher said nobody was buying my cool guy act but he dropped his clipboard and there was a drawing of me in sunglasses on it."
"Life is like a penis. Sometimes it's hard."
"I used to be impatient.... ... I just don't have the time anymore."
"Oh dear... I should get out of the way, he's probably trying to catch a bad guy. -me getting pulled over"
"What do you get when you put 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room together? 100 cunts that don't do dick."
"I'm going to start rapping under the name ""Jay Y"" So I can tell Jay Z ""I'm coming for you"""
"I put a thousand pounds on a horse. The fucking thing collapsed."
"What is Kim Jong Un's favourite video game? Duke Nukem."
"What did the saucer say to the teacup? You have a hot bottom."