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Joke of the Day

"The original Latin name for Monday was Thisshitagain. #littleknownfacts #alsonottrue"

"If you always think the grass is greener on the other side, maybe you should water what the fuck you have and see how that works out first."

"A little girl said ""I looked into the parlour, and I saw my sister take off her clothes. I saw my sisters music teacher take off his clothes."" ""Perhapse they were going to piss on the piano""?"

"What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles? A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes."

"How does a American mom know her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son's cock"

"Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team."

"I heard you can eat animals only if you're tall and handsome. This is a pussy joke."

"A large hole appeared outside the local police station. They're looking into it."

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head!"

"You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream. My point is, you're worthless."