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Joke of the Day

"The original Latin name for Monday was Thisshitagain. #littleknownfacts #alsonottrue"

"How can you tell if a road is sad? It has low shoulders."

"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers."

"So I've had the runs for almost 4 days now... I told my dad and he looked me dead in the eyes and said. ""Son, it will pass""."

"What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty."

"What is Hitler's least favorite sauce?"

"Lady GaGa is easily the scariest of all the Muppets."

"I hit 2k followers. Now that I've gathered you all here, I'd like to discuss the benefits of Amway"

"Don't kiss today You're going to fast, it's only the first date"

"Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, ""Boy it sure is hot in here!"" the other muffin says, ""HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!!"""