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Joke of the Day

"a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools but he stuck by his principals"

"Sure I could kill you with kindness, but let's see what else is lying around first."

"Why did hitler killed himself? He got the bill for gas"

"Why is there no phone books in china? Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number."

"I've started my new diet by putting a salad in front of the beer. Thus I have to move it to get a beer. Because exercise is important too."

"[Programming Joke] What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI? Text.GetRect()"

"""I know you! You were one of the bad guys in Titanic!"" I yelled at the ocean, who ignored me like most celebrities."

"[1st Date] (Okay, don't let her know you're addicted to eating fruit) Me: This is good [2nd Date] [3rd Date] [4th Date] [5th Date] Her: Stop"

"You know what's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's perverted rice."

"Why was the cake afraid of mobsters? He knew they were going to ice him."