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Joke of the Day

"You guys wanna see something cool? http://www.fda.gov/ucm/groups/fdagov-public/documents/image/ucm197598.bmp"

"What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website? REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!"

"I just found out a distant relative of mine has eaten three people. It's a lot to digest..."

"Only 4 percent of Texas residents think there is an immigration problem... The other 96% said ""que dijo?"""

"""Can I go play w/ my Twitter friends?"" Wife: ""Are the kids in bed & the dishwasher emptied?"" ""...Yes"" *wife opens cabinet, kids fall out*"

"""It's a boy!"" I shouted, tears rolling down my face. ""I don't believe it. A boy!"" It was at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again."

"Michael Jackson had hoes on his dick when he was younger. But when he got older he had dicks on his hoes."

"New Irish sport A new sport is sweeping Ireland. Apparently everyone gathers round and watches a scruffily dressed man lazing about. It's called ""Tramp-o-leaning""."

"Yogi Berra has officially gone home. But he should have gone to 1st for the force out. Rip yogi Berra."

"You don't hear about Rowan Atkinson much these days. It's probably because he's a has-*bean*."