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Joke of the Day

"The difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser is depth perception."

"In an alternate universe, humans with an extra cromossome are gods, each responsible for a physical property. It has been this way since the Down of time."

"Saw a ""Don't Text and Drive"" sign on my way into work today. Good thing I took a second to look up from my phone, otherwise I may have missed it."

"Why do most men not like aspirin? Because it's a cox blocker"

"What does love mean to a tennis player? Nothing"

"Ready for the only way to enjoy Instagram? Follow zero people. Follow every dog."

"I love Nilla Wafers because who has time to say ""Vanilla"" in today's busy world?"

"FYI wearing camouflage at your desk so no one sees you masturbating doesn't work."

"I love getting blowjobs, but sometimes I feel like an asshole."

"Haha Whats is a house without ears : anwser:homtydumty:}"