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Joke of the Day

"My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !"

"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."

"Woman jokes aren't funny, period."

"You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?"

"Being in middle management is like being a toilet seat... Look up and you see a bunch of arseholes, look down and all you see are shits."

"I thought I would go and help out in Africa ...turns out they have enough aids."

"What to you call a cow with no legs... Ground beef"

"[i fall down the stairs & break my back] Me: Siri, call me 911 Siri: okay.. I will call you 911 from now on Me: haha nice Siri: thanks 911"

"How Do You Start An African Rave? staple toast to the ceiling..."

"Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley? Cause it's always Jammin'"