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Joke of the Day
"Germans cant cook sausages. They're just the wurst. (ill shot myself out.)"
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"What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !"
"Q: What's purple and goes slam slam slam slam? A: A four door grape."
"If Trump is so bad why does he visit a homeless shelter every day? [someone whispers in my ear] I am now being told it's to taunt them"
"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society"
"What do you call Einstein masturbating? A stroke of genius."
"Guy: Police, yeah there's this black kid harassing a homeless person. Police: You had me at black"
"Economists say the recession ended last year. Good to know. I'll bring that up at the dinner table tonight over our single bean."
"Stonewall Jackson was usually in charge of confederate forces during the Civil War. Well General Lee i mean."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together."