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Joke of the Day

"My surgeon said NO drinking for 24 hours, then we both laughed."

"The country would be a lot better off if the South had won the war..... ...General Lee speaking"

"Daughter: Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor? Me: Because they have boring parents, darling."

"When my ex worked out of town, he would take my vibrators away from me. Said I was cheating on him w/them. He shoulda taken his brother too."

"Like a midget at a urinal.... I'm going to have to stay on my toes. Credit: Naked Gun"

"I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at night."

"Famous people could rob banks wearing masks of themselves and they'd never get caught."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !"

"What do you call an Indian guy who's seen it all? Been-there Done-that Sorry if it's been posted before but I just heard it from my Indian friend and thought I'd share"

"Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing ""Oinkers Aweight"""