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Joke of the Day
"What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad? Wipe away those ears."
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"The older I get, the more sympathize with Squidward's anger."
"Olive Garden is appropriately named given that an olive garden is exactly where even Jesus was disappointed."
"I cannot take my new pet cat seriously She's always kitten around"
"You must be 1/x, Because you are the rate of change of my natural log."
"If Johnny Cash were alive today. He'd probably just be known as Johnny Credit/Debit."
"Note: September 2, 2010 will be 90210. Plan jokes accordingly."
"Part two of 'Dinner for One' revealed! Title is ""Dinner for two: Revenge of the tiger."""