55400
Joke of the Day
"What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad? Wipe away those ears."
Next Joke
"Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour."
"Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don't understand how weather works."
"Anderson Cooper: ""the Arizona wildfire is flaming out of control."" Arizona Wildfire: ""Wow, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black."""
"When you hang around pieces of shit You're bound to land in a bowl of piss"
"FACT: Had kids for one reason; to send them to the basement for paper towels when I run out of them in the kitchen. It's scary down there."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the others a little lighter."
"North Korea declares war."
"I have somewhere around 300 karma I intend to drop it to 0 by having human-like opinions on the wrong subreddits"
"What should you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."