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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid my younger cousin always cheated at freeze tag, So I wasn't surprised when I heard he got shot by the cops"

"I'm in a complex relationship My girlfriend is imaginary."

"What did the dope dealer say after he got a colonic? I don't got shit."

"What do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite up his ass A ba-boom."

"Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through."

"What is a rifle with three barrels? A trifle."

"How do you cure a nymphomaniac? Marry her."

"What goes ""Clop clop clop, bang bang bang, clop clop clop""? An Amish drive-by shooting."

"MAMA Be quiet Freddie JUST KILLED A MAN As your lawyer I- PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD Just- PULLED THE TRIGGER- We plead guilty, Your Honor"

"My favourite jokes are one liners about launderettes What can I say, I love dry clean humour."