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Joke of the Day
"How do you cure a nymphomaniac? Marry her."
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"I'm thrilled that you found Jesus. Where was he hiding?"
"Bruce willis was found dead next to a bottle of viagra I guess you could say he died hard"
"So my friend told me that he has been constipated for the past three weeks... I'm pretty sure he's full of shit."
"Why did the biology magazine put a picture of gametes on their cover? Because sex cells."
"There's no I in team But there are quite a few of them in Multiple Personality Disorder"
"If a woman gave in very fast it's not because of the man but the men that came before him."
"What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye? Bull dozer"
"Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi."
"I sneezed and my bra unsnapped. I think this cold is trying to seduce me."