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Joke of the Day
"Why was Jack scared? Because Jack was bean stalked"
Next Joke
"just found out the sun can give you cancer?? WTF? why haven't we made the sun illegal yet???"
"The Pope has the bird flu. He got it from his cardinals."
"How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"Why did Tommen jump out the window? Because he was ready to come out."
"Why did the brake pedal see a therapist? Because it was depressed."
"I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?"
"I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish I can't wait till they see it"
"Heading to Chinatown tomorrow just to hear the people there say the word ""election"" all day."
"I've just joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand there and ting."