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Joke of the Day
"Why did Tommen jump out the window? Because he was ready to come out."
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"I saw a movie trailer about 30 trapped chillean miners... Apparently Jared from subway had a stash... (I'm so sorry about this, I just thought of it and needed to get it out)"
"Made reservations. For the grinandbearit."
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"Girls like guys who take charge: ask her out, plan a date, take a hostage, overthrow a government, nuke her ex's hometown, buy her a puppy."
"If you could choose between world peace and $100,000,000, what color would you choose for your Ferrari?"
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"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer."