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Joke of the Day

"Losing it guys vs girls (NSFW) ""Losing your virginity to an asshole"" is an unfortunate event for girls but a damn good one for guys."

"""Can't argue with that!"" he said, pointing to an inanimate object."

"A lot of rappers had Diddy issues when they were growing up."

"There was once a cat on Mars But Curiosity killed the cat"

"What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment? The second (right to bare arms)"

"Worst things the parents do on Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz 2. Forget one of their kids 1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza"

"You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he's giving me the silent treatment. He's doing it wrong. I'm doing it right but can't tell him."

"Her: Give me a chat up line? Me: Uh ok, are you a zookeeper? Her: *laughs* Because I'm so captivating? Me: No, you smell like an animal."

"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"

"What was the name of that south Korean who had a foot fetish? Suk Sum Toh"