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Joke of the Day
"Top UN officials asked Vladimir Putin to stop annexing countries He responded: Oh go Crimea river"
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"You've got to hand it to short people They usually can't reach it anyway."
"What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house? Mortgage freeman."
"Michael Jackson is the epitome of the American Dream Only in America could a poor, black boy become a rich, white woman"
"My Indian friend is thinking of changing his name to Rim Shot. Every time someone tells a good joke, they call his name - Param Singh!"
"It's really crazy that you don't hear a round of applause every time you order a salad."
"What do you call it when Google Glass connects to the internet? Eye-fi."
"mugger: GIMME UR MONEY ""All I have is this $5 grandma gave me on my birthday"" [mugger pulls off mask revealing grandma] IT'S PAYBACK TIME"
"Man walks into a bar with a giraffe The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, ""Aye, what's that lyin' there?"" The man says, ""It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"""
"What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !"