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Joke of the Day
"What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow? a LepreKHAAAAAAN!"
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"Accounting Joke: Why did the accountant cross the road? Because that's what they did last year."
"""FOR SALE: blender, like new. Does NOT make things taste like crayons ALSO FOR SALE: wax fruit, slightly scratched."""
"I skipped leg day at the gym, but don't worry I balanced it out by skipping arm day, chest day, ab day, and back day so I'm good to go."
"I shit my pants the other day. Which is funny, because I don't remember eating them."
"What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man? A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)"
"Don't you hate... Don't you hate when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it testicles?"
"Being at the alligator park reminds me of my time in jail So many crocs."
"How do you make your penis bigger? Eat chicken and watermelon then wash it down with grape drink."
"What did the pineapple say to the coconut? Pina Colada!"